Kick Off Your Friday With A Guy Getting Bundled By A Cow Loose In The Streets

Just when you think living in India couldn’t get any worse.  I mean look at all those people.  They’re fucking everywhere. India is like half the size of the United States and has three times the amount of people (not sure if that’s true but it’s gotta be close).  That’s 1.2 billion people living in a handful of states.  Imagine that.  Always running into people.  Always rubbing up a against people.  It’d basically be like riding the subway 24 hours day 365 days a year.  Oh and it’s 400 degrees every single day and everybody is sweating their nuts off so rubbing against them will be a real treat.  And if all that wasn’t enough, now there’s Lawrence Taylor-like cows running around the streets earholing unsuspecting walkers.  That one dude got absolutely worked.  The other two just got kinda sorta nudged but the one guy?  Extended hospital stay or funeral has to be in his near future.  But hey, that video should make you count your lucky stars that you live in the greatest country in the world cause you didn’t get squashed by a cow this morning.