Pamela Anderson Walked The Red Carpet For Her Netflix Documentary Premier And Yup... She's Still Got It

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Pamela Anderson is one of those women myself and others around my age obsessed over during our adolescent formative years. It's easy to see why - even at 55 years young she's still a goddamn Fox. But back in the 1990s she was THE girl. Not a girl, THE girl. She's on the Mt. Rushmore of sex goddesses of the 1990s with Nadia from American Pie, Denise Richards and like… Liz Hurley or Jennifer Anniston. 

It's easy to see why: 

My god in heaven. She reeked "freak" and it it on full display in her widely viewed sex tape with Tommy Lee. WARNING: Tommy Lee has a total hog. Not for the faint of heart.

What a couple. That video will be burned into my brain for all of eternity. LIKE I SAID THOUGH - she's still got it. 

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Richard Shotwell. Shutterstock Images.

Richard Shotwell. Shutterstock Images.

Richard Shotwell. Shutterstock Images.

Richard Shotwell. Shutterstock Images.

Richard Shotwell. Shutterstock Images.

Will I watch the documentary? Probably not, and that's no offense to Pamela or the documentary's producers. It's because I have access to full blown internet porn and I personally don't care about her upbringing. Just not for me. That doesn't mean it's not for you though. If you watch it and it's any good, let me know. I might have to reconsider. 

All I know is that Pam is a timeless wonder and I would like to thank her for her services on behalf of all ~34 year olds everywhere. I will say though - it would be kinda/sorta awk if she were your mom. Just saying