Lighten the Fuck Up! A Masked Woman Burst Into a Bank Wielding a Revolver...

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A masked woman burst into a bank wielding a revolver, and in a commanding voice, she yelled to everyone, "Get down on the floor and keep your hands where I can see 'em." Then, she told one of the tellers to empty her register into the canvas sack she was holding in her other hand…  

While tossing the sack over the Plexiglas teller's window, her mask fell off, revealing her identity. She quickly put it back on, but fearing she may have been compromised, she immediately asked the teller if she had seen her face. Fighting back tears, the teller admitted that she had. Without hesitation, she shot and killed her…  

Then, she turned to a second teller at the next window and asked if she had seen her face. Crying hysterically, she was unable to mutter even a word. Without hesitation, she shot and killed her too…  

Then, she turned her attention to a male patron sitting on the floor nearby and pointing her revolver directly at him, asked if he had seen her face… 

Considering there was an armed robbery in progress, two dead bank tellers, and there was a revolver pointed at him, the male patron appeared surprisingly calm when he replied, "No, I definitely didn't see anything, Ma'am…" And then, while discreetly pointing to the woman sitting on the floor next to him, he whispered, "But I'm absolutely certain my wife did…"                                                          

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