Motivation Works: A Month Ago Monza's Owner Promised His Team 'A Bus Full Of Sluts' If They Beat Juventus, On Sunday They Won 2-0

Talk about motivation. At the team's Christmas party a month ago, Monza's owner/former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi promised them 'a bus full of sluts.' This is how you get your team to get up to play the big guys. Sure, Juventus got docked a bunch of points, but they are still Juventus. You still had to go get a win. 

Well guess what? Yesterday this happened: 

Not only that, but the team account is leaning into it with this A+ tweet

I said it before and I'll say it again. I just can't stop laughing at how absurd this is to say at a Christmas party. That's something you bring into the locker room where there are no phones or videos. You gotta keep that shit in house. I don't care how you motivate your team, but you can't let this get out. I don't care if you're an 86-year old former world leader. I don't care how rich you are. You can't let everyone know you're offering 'sluts' for the team if they beat the big names. 

Why? Because now any player on that team in a relationship has to have a conversation about how he's joking around. There won't actually be sluts in the locker room. For sure not a bus full of them. 

Good win though. They've only lost twice since that Christmas Party speech. Might have been onto something.