Joel Embiid Just Made Some Sweet, Hot, Nasty Love To The Entire Brooklyn Nets Organization
Count 'em up. Not 1, not 2, but 3 thrusts on that bad boy! THREE.
Whole lotta force and a whole lotta speed on those thrusts.
That gets you a flag in the NFL and it gets you jail in some parts of the world. But Joel Embiid isn't here to flirt with the Brooklyn Nets. He's not here to talk to them about how their day went and hear about all their problems. He's not here to meet their grandma and go out to the orchard for apple picking. Joel Embiid is out here looking to rail the shit out of the Nets and then never call them again. Just some menacing behavior from the big fella. Even a little dirty talk with Ben earlier in the night to get things going.
P.S. -- Somebody forgot to put the age restriction lock on Durant's broadcast tonight.
Think about the kids, Joel. And think about KD, too.