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Two NYPD Cops Were Caught Having Sex In The Parking Lot Of A Precinct Because The Woman's Screams Caused Someone To Call 911

New York Post — Two NYPD cops were apparently caught having sex inside a car at a Brooklyn precinct after the woman’s “hot and heavy” cries from the police parking lot caused a startled resident to call 911, The Post has learned. 

The hanky panky allegedly went down outside the 79th Precinct in Bedford Stuyvesant, in the lot where police officers park their personal cars, around 1:30 a.m. Tuesday,  according to the 911 call report. 

The concerned caller told police he “hears a woman screaming in a parking lot where PO park their vehicles at” but “can’t see which color vehicle it is coming from,” the report states.

Two other officers then came out of the precinct to investigate and found the off-duty cops — a man and a woman — who, according to one source, were naked in a car in the lot on Greene Avenue near Tompkins Avenue.

“They were getting hot and heavy,” a source said.

It seems police departments around the country are where some of the wildest sexual debauchery around is going on. This isn't quite the LaVergne, Tenn. police department, but these NYPD officers aren't far off.

Apparently these cops' entire precinct — and the man's wife — had known about their ongoing affair for quite some time and everyone just turned a blind eye.

The cops, who are also partners on the job, have been having an ongoing affair — one that became well-known in the precinct after the man’s wife found out and “created havoc” at the station house last summer, according to sources.

“She showed up to the precinct to confront the girlfriend,” a source said. “Shortly after in the rear of the precinct, with bosses and cops present, the two cops got into a huge altercation because of the wife. Nothing was done.”

Everyone in Bed-Stuy knew about this except the guy who called 911 because he heard some screams coming from an NYPD parking lot. I don't want to belittle anyone who was trying to help, but if something was really going wrong, I think the dozens of cops steps away would have been on top of it.

These two would still be getting away with it if it weren't for those meddling citizens reporting frightening screams from a car. Good for that male cop, though.