Prince Harry Is Now Claiming That Prince William Hated Megan Markle So Much That He Straight Up Attacked Him In Their House Because He Thought She Was Being "Rude"

And round and round we go! I think the only way this thing ends is with an episode of Jerry Springer, right? Harry and William sit on stage, try and hash it out, then you bring out Megan and Kate and let things get physical because let's be honest...these people are trash. I mean imagine having everything you could possibly want (besides peace of mind, privacy, and happiness) and still bitching about how tough your life is? Imagine physically fighting your own brother because you thought his wife was "rude"? How insane do you have to be? 

I think the whole thing comes down to the fact that William plays ball with the media and Harry doesn't. It really is as simple at that. In Harry's mind he's avenging his mother's death and in William's he being a little cunt. Harry is Diana and William is his father and those two HATED each other. It also probably didn't help that the queen allegedly asked how "dark" the baby was going to be, but what do you expect from a ninety-six-year-old woman who's family spearheaded the transatlantic slave trade? Sorry, it had to be said.

The point I'm trying to make is that the more these two go at each other, the more you realize they're just like everyone else - crazy. The only difference is that when normal people have an argument they don't go on The Today Show to talk about it. That's all I have for this one. Have a lovely Thursday.