HISTORY - Messi Officially Passed That Asshole Egg For The Most Liked Post Ever On Instagram

What can't Messi do! He already took down Salt Bae. He already won a World Cup. He wins everywhere he goes. Now he took down that asshole egg. I don't know why that egg set a world record but I hate the thing. It's not even a good looking egg. Dress it up a little bit like it's Easter and get some paint on it. It's just ... an egg. I'm glad it's no longer the world record holder. Give it to someone or something that actually did something. I bet that egg sucked in an omelette.

I'll give it to Messi too. That's an iconic picture. Gotta be tough to pick which one to use, but that's as iconic as it gets. That's the picture they need to use when they put up a giant statue in Buenos Aires of him. Gotta be an all-time feeling. Holding up the World Cup trophy as your teammates/former teammates lift you in the air. Everyone knows you're the hero for an entire country. 

You know this eating Ronaldo up too. The man lives to have Instagram records and try to one-up Messi. He can't, but he tries. Now Messi has the World Cup trophy. Messi has proven himself to be the greatest of our era. Ronaldo is currently a free agent who no one besides Saudi Arabian clubs want to sign. No chance he beats an egg on Instagram. Man would be lucky to beat an asparagus. 

I also see in that post our own Kelly Keegs liked Messi's post. Always knew she was secretly a diehard sports fan. That Taylor Swift and Harry Potter talked just masked her true feelings. Big time footy fan, Kelly Keegs. 

No one in the world is currently having a better time than Messi