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Internet 101: The Argentina Fan Who Went Tits Out To Celebrate The World Cup Has Been Identified AND She Has A Topless Friend

This right here is why I love the Internet. A tale as old as time man. Girl goes tits out to celebrate the World Cup, goes viral on Twitter, someone finds her Instagram. Good news - she's on her way back to Argentina. Think that's a fair update considering, you know, she was topless in fucking Qatar. So everyone say hi to Noe - the topless chick who went viral: 

Based on her Instagram stories it appears she had a fucking time in Qatar. Shocking what you can do if you are moderately attractive while visiting. But what we also saw was ... THERE WERE TWO TOPLESS FANS. I'm not talking about the bare chested fella in the original video. There's another angle - likely from a grassy area. 

Meet Noe's friend Milu Barbie or something like that: 

Maybe there's a loophole. You see they did the body paint over the nipples so technically nothing was showing. That's just smart thinking. Plus the Argentina flag is fucking awesome. An elite looking flag: 

Rodrigo Valle. Getty Images.

Got a good color, the sun in the middle. It's perfect to paint all over your body. Paint it on your tits, your ass, your big belly. Whatever you might have. Once again though this is just the beauty of the Internet. Someone tracked down who it was, someone found the 2nd pair of flag covered tits and here we are. I don't ever want to lose that. There's a reason back in the day we had the 'send out the smoke patrol' for sightings.