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It Would Appear Aaron Rodgers Rumored Girlfriend Blu of Earth is Stuck in Peru Among Civil Unrest and Sort of Throwing Shade at Him

This is Blu of Earth. Who, according to one biography, once answered to a different name. One that is decidedly preposition-free and didn't identify her home planet. She also allegedly dated a high profile figure of note:

Charlotte Brereton, best recognised as Blu of Earth, is an American podcaster, social media influencer, and motivational speaker. She recently attracted the media’s attention after rumours of her relationship with American football star Aaron Rodgers surfaced.  

And, it should be made perfectly clear, is definitely not a witch:

Well it would appear Blu of Earth finds herself in a bit of a bind in the southern hemisphere of her last name. Stuck in the middle of political turmoil and, if you really want to read between the lines, may be suggesting that her supposed boyfriend isn't helping her any:

Source - If you needed a sign things might be over with Aaron Rodgers and his shaman (alleged) girlfriend Blu of Earth, look no further than the messages coming out of Peru where Blu is stuck in the middle of civil unrest with no way out.

Rodgers, who sports a tattoo clearly inspired by Blu of Earth, has been silent as this woman is trying to figure a way out of a country where the former president has been jailed and a revolution has begun. This is a serious situation and from the look of things, the NFL MVP is nowhere to be found and isn’t stepping in to offer a private jet rescue of a woman who had to dispel rumors that she’s a witch.

And even more troubling is the fact that it looks like Rodgers has unfollowed Blu on Instagram, meaning it’s very possible he’s not seeing her pleas to get out of Peru. …

“So we have no idea how long we’re going to be in Cusco (Peru),” Blu began. “The airports keep pushing back the dates that we can leave. However, something that I’m really really understanding in a whole completely different way is the power of community and the importance of community and taking care of those that are around us and really showing up in support. …

“Not about what is it I can get from this experience, but how can I contribute and when every single person comes from that mindset of what can I contribute to the space then you can truly actually create microclimates of a pockets of fun amidst the chaos and finding the eye of the storm within community."

Holy cats. First of all, the situation sounds tenuous, to say the least. Secondly, I would love to be sitting in the next booth while she and Rodgers sat down over a locally sourced organic vegan dinner. Between his general demeanor and her run-on sentences (I'm guilty of them, but that last paragraph would've put Weymouth Public Schools legend Mrs. Driscoll in an early grave. Which for her would've meant like 105 since she lived as long as a Galapagos tortoise), and constant repetition of "community," it must have been like they were speaking in two different made up languages. 

But here's where all that "microclimates of a pockets of fun amidst the chaos" stuff may have gotten a little dark.  

I mean, that's a dig, right? She has to be taking a shot at Rodgers. It's the only explanation that makes sense. She didn't choose a word like "heroes," or "leaders" or "brave ones" or whatever. "MVPs" is pretty on-point when you're most known for dating the defending NFL Most Valuable Player. That was aimed directly at the guy who, it would appear, is now her ex.

Which makes you wonder what's been going on there. Did she reach out to him and get ghosted? If so, I can see how she'd feel a little like a non-witch woman scorned. But I don't know what she thought he could do. I've seen him connect on passes no human being could complete. Come back from down 17 in the 4th quarter. And win a game while tripping balls on Percocets. But never did I assume those skills would translate to quelling widespread civil unrest on another continent. 

I'm sure he'd like to. But expecting him to get an embattled foreign leader to ease restrictions and stop cracking down on civilians is a big ask for any private citizen. Especially one like Rodgers, whom she has to know is in the middle of his "busy season," and sort of swamped with work. He's got the Rams to worry about on Monday night. And I seriously doubt his employers would be keen on letting him take some personal days to go play diplomat because his shaman ex-girlfriend is in the weeds. That's just the geopolitical reality of the situation. 

So best wishes to Ms. Of Earth. And all the thoughts and prayers for the peace and justice to the good people of Peru. But what she and they need isn't a quarterback. Not even an MVP one. They need an envoy.