"Mr. Wonderful" Kevin O'Leary Told Congress That Competitor Binance Is The Real Reason FTX Went Under, In One Of The More Cringe Testimonies You'll See

Wait, I'm confused (Shout out Steve Spiros). Hasn't Kevin made his entire career out of taking advantage of other businesses?

Hey bald asshole, this isn't a situation of stock buybacks. It's the definition of fraud. Your little pube-head buddy Sam there, and his syndicate of incels, had their customers depositing money and crypto coins, which they'd then take and wire to their sister company. That's like you depositing your money into your chase bank account, but the money's really at Bank of America without you knowing it. And then, them using it for margin trading.

Instead of trying to put one over on the Congressional committee, I'm surprised Mr. Wonderful didn't try to salvage (aka prey upon) this "opportunity" weeks ago.

"Mr. Wonderful is here to save you FTX. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you $5 million for 98% of the business, but I want 50% royalty on every dollar you bring in until you hit $100 billion. I'm the only shark left."

Speaking of "Shark Tank", if Sam Bankman-Fried cries and tells the jury he is an immigrant, Robert Herjavek will not only personally bail him out of jail, but he'll also get FTX back on its feet.

Real talk now. There's no way Mr. Wonderful can be taken seriously as a shark now right? His entire bark and bite are both gone. Completely.

The next time he tries to pontificate to stay-at-home-moms turned entrepreneurs Susan and Kim from Iowa, about due diligence or whatever, the owners can and should just laugh in his laugh. Guy continually promoted a company that was a house of cards, built on sand without having the slightest clue as to what was really going on.

p.s.- how long until SBF gets Epstein'd? Weeks? Months?

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p.p.p.s. - can't shout out the legend Steve Spiros and not include his masterpiece