Jalen Hurts Is The Most Dominant QB To Ever Live As The Philadelphia Eagles Go On To Smack The Shit Out Of The Giants
And that, my friends, is what an absolute ass kicking looks like.
This guy. This man right here. Jalen Hurts is on a mission this year to dominate the shit out of any team who has the audacity to even line up across from him on the field. Don't fear Jalen Hurts enough as a pocket passer? Jokes on you, bozo, because even on 4th and 7 he's going to be dropping dimes for 6 like this to DeVonta Smith.
Realize that Jalen Hurts has developed into an elite pocket quarterback and now you actually have to worry about the deep threat? Jokes on you, bozo, because now you gave him all the room in the world to murder you with his legs.
There's no need for an MVP conversation anymore. It's done. It's over. Week after week after week, this dude goes out there and makes the game look comically easy. Like he's not even playing the same game as everybody else out on the field. And in reality, he's not. This game is so much different for Jalen Hurts. He's doing shit that has never been done before in the history of the league.
The first QB to EVER have 10+ rushing TDs in back-to-back seasons. Ever. In the entire history of the NFL, it's never been done before until QB1 got a chance to spin in his first 2 seasons as a starter. Jalen Hurts gets his 10th rushing TD of the year. AJ Brown has 10 receiving TDs and the first Eagle receiver to have over 1000 yards since Jeremy Maclin in 2014. Miles Sanders has 10 rushing TDs and the first Eagles running back to have over 1000 yards since LeSean McCoy in 2014. Boston Scott had what seems like at least his 10th touchdown against the New York Giants. The Eagles had what felt like 10 sacks on Daniel Jones.
We're running out of words to describe just how much this Eagles team kicks ass. In every single area of the field, this team is dominant. And it all starts with #1 and his insatiable pursuit for perfection.
I would die for Jalen Hurts. The least you could do is buy some shirts.
Go Birds.