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Veronika Rajek, the Model Whose Body is Too Dangerous for Social Media, is Aggressively Shooting Her Shot at Tom Brady

Monday night, Tom Brady did what he does better than anyone ever has. Win. He won his 284th game, regular and postseason. According to Pro Football Reference, he won due to his 53rd 4th quarter comeback (nine of those in the postseason). And won due to his 70th game-winning drive (14 in the postseason). He won because he's a big, hairy American winning machine.

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And he established he's not stopping that winning any time soon, proving the doubters wrong for the millionth time. 

Uncharacteristically though, and for what is probably the first time in his life, Brady has not been winning off the field. In case you haven't noticed, 2022 has basically been to him what 2020 was to us mere mortals. A biblical plague of personal misfortunes, some of them self-inflicted. His inability to land a job with the teams of his choice. A fake retirement. His subsequent reluctant return to Tampa. Getting Bruce Arians fired. A tampering scandal involving him and Miami ownership during the 2019 season when he was on the Patriots payroll. And of course, the world's greatest celebrity marriage ending in divorce. Followed by him getting dragged by the worst frenemy a guy could ever have, that ingrate Antonio Brown. The GOAT's year has been one long titty twister that has left him with the sorest of nurples. 

Until now. Because an internet legend has emerged to show Brady the world of possibilities that awaits him now that he's single again. This young lady:

Veronika Rajek was there in the stands at Raymond James to witness Brady's latest comeback. And I think it's fair to say it left her open to the idea of cum on her back:

But it's more than just physical with her. It's good, wholesome, romantic love:

For the record, here's a little something about Ms. Rajek, from her own bio:

Veronika Rajek is a worldwide Instagram star and a top model born in Slovakia.

Her Instagram with more than 1.000.000 followers has caught the attention of many worldwide pronounced stars, artists, musicians, actors, athletes and many other influential personas when her perfect ratio fit body (90-60-90)cm/(36-24-36)in danced on the beats of oldies music in swimwear and lingerie which is the specialized modeling focus of Veronika. …

Veronika got into her modeling career when she was 16 years old and competed in beauty pageant shows such as Miss Slovakia 2016 and Miss Summer 2015. 

[S]he surpassed the mark of 1M followers as the first Slovak Instagram star-model that reached this number of  1M followers without showing her naked body or sitting on “casting p*rn couch”.

Veronika is a sport enthusiast working out almost every day and promoting fit & healthy lifestyle, since she was competing in the track &field for 8 years attending athletics High School.

Veronika is 26 years old, meaning she was born in 1996. Otherwise known as the year Brady was graduating from Junipero Serra High and deciding between going to Michigan or playing Minor League ball for the Montreal Expos. Which would perfectly re-establish him as a swordsman in Leonardo DiCaprio's class. There was a time when he was running with the big dogs like Leo, Justin Timberlake and Derek Jeter, before withdrawing from the tournament by marrying Gisele. Never forget that a long time before being known for botched cosmetic surgeries and the Sharknado franchise, a post-American Pie Tara Reid was America's It Girl. A staple of the covers of lad mags like Maxim and FHM. He bought in low on her and sold high. And I don't need to remind anyone of the awesome staying power of Brigit Moynahan. 

Like he did with football, Brady retired from that life and now can unretire back to it. And judging by Veronika Rajek's own words, he can begin his career comeback with her. It's hard to imagine a better choice.

I think I speak for all of humanity when I say I hope these two beautiful kids are DMing as we speak. It's long overdue that the GOAT on the field established once again that he's the GOAT off the field. Let his greatest comeback begin!