Phew! The Guy From White Lotus’ Monster Cock Was A Prosthetic

NY Post- Theo James — who made waves in the second season premiere of HBO’s “White Lotus.” — revealed Friday that the prosthetic penis he wore for a nude scene in the show was “ginormous.”

“The truth of it was, you go into these scenes and you have a conversation with the director and the producers and they go, ‘Okay, for this, we’re going to use a prosthetic,'” said James.  “And you say, ‘Okay, that sounds good.'”

The scene in question features James changing into a bathing suit while Harper (played by Aubry Plaza) watches in the bathroom and caused a stiff tension between viewers over whether or not the penis was real.

“We get to set and she’s got, like, a hammer or something,” James said. “I mean, it’s bigger than that. It’s like she stole it off a donkey in the field. The thing is ginormous. And me and the director, Mike White, are sitting there going, ‘That’s … average, is it?'”

James continued saying that both he and White immediately ran off to call their spouse to profusely apologize. 

“It was nine inches flat and about four inches wide. We were like, ‘What the hell is that,'” continued James.

Not sure how many people are watching White Lotus season 2 this season or not? 

For those that are, you saw this headline and knew exactly what it was referring to. Because the opening episode (admittedly the only episode this season I’ve watched so far) featured one of the most handsome motherfuckers I’ve ever seen, who also happened to have a dick that scratched his ankles. 

(Here’s a Twitter GIF of the scene NSFW)

If you’ve seen the episode you know what I mean. Doesn’t matter if you’re a female, or male who’s comfortable with their sexuality, a nice piece is a nice piece. And the one Theo appeared to be sporting was an amazing piece. 

Happy to find out it was a prosthetic though. This bastard is good looking enough as it is. He doesn’t need a weapon in his pants to go along with it all.

But let’s talk about the “prosthetic” now shall we?

First off, who makes prosthetic dicks? And why? Yah I know there are manufacturers like vandalay industries who produce tens of thousands of dildos and such a year. That’s not what I’m talking about. What’s the demand like for prosthetic dicks? Inquiring minds want to know. 

Secondly, 9x4 has to be a fucking joke right? 9 inches long (flaccid) is one thing. Embellished but not unheard of. But 4 inches wide? Are you fucking kidding me guys? 

We’re talking a tuna can here.

Flat out ridiculous. 

Kinda like the vibes that little minx Aubrey Plaza gives off.