Kelly Keegan Is A Crazy Person And Needs To Be Admitted To A Psyche Ward

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Shut up. Just shut the fuck up. The reason we do this is 1. because you idiots continue to click on these types of blog and we are at the mercy of the almighty page view and 2. to spread awareness on people on this planet you should avoid.

Kelly Keegan is now on the list of people you should avoid.  

Truth be told, I don't like ripping into my friends and/or coworkers and Kelly is both…but sometimes our hands are tied as internet bloggers. The fact of the matter is this: Kelly Keegan needs to be admitted to a psyche ward* with an admission like this. At least. If it were up to me, she'd be arrested for pre-crime because willingly setting ANY room, let alone a hotel room, to 75 degrees gives off black widow vibes to the max. 

It's fucked up and I do NOT want to be present when that time bomb erupts. 

Let's talk about an appropriate temperature for a hotel room though. We can keep this conversation short and sweet:

65 degrees

Yes, that is the perfect hotel room temperature. That room has to be a goddamn ICE BOX. For real, the temperature in a hotel room should be teetering on the edge of being "comfortable" and being so cold it takes one of Kelly's dead bodies 3 days to defrost, like Frankie Carbone in Goodfellas:

That's just a fact of life. 75 degrees is fucked up. Anything 70 degrees and up is, especially in a hotel room. 

*there is a 1%> chance she was trolling. Non-zero. In the small chance she was trolling, it's still not cool, and that's coming from someone who loves himself a good internet troll job.