Live EventDave Portnoy, Big Cat, and Co Kick Off the Pro Football Season | Barstool Gambling CaveWatch Now
Stella Blue Coffee | Football Flavors Have ArrivedSHOP HERE

Friendly Fire: Sean McVay Gets SMOKED In The Face By Rams TE Roger Carter Jr On Sideline Collision

As if the Los Angeles Rams' season hasn't been enough of a shit show for golden boy coach Sean McVay. They've staged one of the objectively worst Super Bowl title defenses in NFL history, entered Kansas City on Sunday with a 3-7 record and were two-touchdown underdogs. An uphill battle already if there ever was one.

Then McVay's mug gets obliterated by the shoulder pad of some noob tight end the Rams elevated from the practice squad yesterday to plug in and pray for any semblance of a spark on offense. Poor Roger Carter Jr. — I've never heard of the guy before literally a few minutes ago, and this is not the type of headline you want to be making in your first impression with the wider general public. Carter was a UDFA out of Georgia State and is just trying to do everything right. The man was merely trying to run onto the field, be in the right spot, be on time, and maybe do enough to be on the active roster a little longer.

Doesn't McVay have a "GET BACK!" sideline coach who's specifically designated to aid him with his spatial awareness, which plummets when he's in the heat of competition on NFL Sundays? To quote Happy Gilmore: "Where were you on that one dipshit!?"

Anyway...lots of great NFL merch available as part of our Black Friday 20% off sale. It runs through Cyber Monday so time is running out! Dig on this below if you would, please.

Twitter @MattFitz_gerald/TikTok