The Top 5 Worst Places To Be Stuck Giving Birth
ullstein bild. Getty Images.Expectant parents Alandria Worthy and Deandre Phillips were reportedly on the way to an Atlanta-area hospital early Wednesday morning when they stopped at McDonald’s for a quick bathroom break. The pit stop turned into a heart-stopping moment for manager Tunisia Woodward when she walked into the bathroom. She said Worthy was screaming that her water broke.Woodward admitted she thought it was a joke — before finding Worthy laying back on the toilet. I’m in labor. Somebody get the man in the car,” Worthy screamed, per the Daily Mail.
Before we get into the top 5 worst places to have birth, surely the reason you're at this blog and not to tell me I should be fired, we need to talk about this woman having a baby in a McDonald's bathroom. I don't know anything about child birth, but I do feel like when you are on the way to the hospital there shouldn't be a McDonald's break. If you're really desperate for some McNuggets have your partner go fetch some after you get situated. If you don't have a partner and are doing this thing solo, Uber Eats exists.
You have to imagine McDonald's managers have some crazy stories with the various nut jobs they deal with. Never know what you're gonna get on a given night whether it be the milkshake machine not working and pissing everyone off or a rowdy homeless man, or maybe even a lady who has her water break in the damn bathroom.
Imagine being the guy by the way? You just know time isn't on your side as she heads into the McDonald's, but maybe you catch a break and the baby delays itself. Nope, worst case scenario. You're not making it to the hospital. That son of a bitch is coming out now. Nightmare fuel.
I also feel like people probably walked into this McDonalds while this was taking place gave it a quick look and just ordered their food with no care in the world. Keep it moving, nothing to see here.
Without further adieu here are the worst places to give birth.
5- McDonalds - Giving birth with the smell of McDoubles and french fries can't be ideal.
4- A Concert - Having to give birth during a live concert with 50,000+ strangers would be horrible. You know the singer would have to stop and you never want to be the asshole that ruins everyone's time like that.
3 - A plane. Going off ruining everyone's time, how about causing a fucking scene 30,000 feet in the air. People got enough to worry about as they fly in a potential death machine, now you're giving birth and distracting everyone. Good luck have the flight attendants circle back to you with your drink while a baby is about to pop out.
2. A Walmart - I honestly don't think anybody would care. They would ask you to move out of the way in the ice cream aisle so they can get their ice cream. They wouldn't give a shit at all. You'd just be on your own. Gotta imagine this happens like once a month.
1 - A Cemetery - If you are at a funeral and all of a sudden that water breaks you are in real trouble. If your kid is born in a cemetery he's going to be known as the weird kid born among all the dead people.