BART SIMPSON IS DEAD!!!

Absolutely SHOCKING news in the entertainment world. The entire Barstool Store is 20% off on Black Friday!!! Who could have seen such a crazy thing happening, other than the people who know we do this every year in order to help with the holiday spending along with this Bart Simpson blog that I did last year.

Blogger's Note: I'll make it onto this graphic one of these years…

Ooooh, you're cold Edna. Probably not wrong, but cold nonetheless.

Regardless, I appreciate the click as well as any purchases from the store that allow me to have a fake job for another year, so here are some more classic Simpsons clips back from when I used to watch the show.

Top notch stuff right there. You want some more top notch stuff? Well great, here are some of my favorite pieces of merch on sale for 20% off like the ENTIRE Barstool Store!

We have the Team Ziti red road alternate jerseys along with a chance to join The Dozen later the season.

EdWIN shirts are a safe purchase now that he's locked up for the next half a decade after the greatest Mets closer season we have ever witnessed.

Vanilla Vick is about to run all over Washington next Sunday and put the Giants on the precipice of a playoff berth.

Shirts for the best TV family now that The Simpsons are washed.

Bob Fox's ugly Christmas sweater is straight up dracarys fire flames

This logo and color combo is aces.

I'm a big board game guy and this is gonna be the most fun board game to play during Christmas break with the fam.

Shit, I forgot this all started as clickbait about a 10-year-old fictional boy dying. I guess it's time to go and eat the rest of my leftovers from yesterday.

CLICK BURGLAR CLEM…OUT!!!