Christina Aguilera Says She's About To Start Posting Nudes All Over Instagram And I Am Just Fine With That (Trust Me)

I’ll admit that when I saw “Christina Aguilera goes topless on Instagram. Promises it’s just the beginning,” I was very hesitant to click the link. My last memory of Xtina is her in a fat suit, perioding down her leg

That right there isn’t a lady whose “personal stuff” I’m interested in seeing. I’ve seen enough… more than enough, some might even say. I have girls I’ve known for years whose menstruation I’ve never seen, so you could say I already know Christina more intimately than I know them. But if this is what she’s back to looking like? Xtina video/cover of Rolling Stone, hard body Christina? Well then bring it on, babe. Show me all you want. You can be my genie in a bottle, I’ll rub you the right way.

Also, I will definitely not rub you the right way. I’ll rub you the wrong way and you’ll hate it and probably never talk to me again, but tevs.