Meet "Puffy", The Giant Bear-Man That Has More Game Than You

For a cool $160.00 you can get your own "Loving Bear Puffy", a 7 pound, 5'7, stuffed animal with a tiny bear head attached to a man body designed by Bulgarian model Ina Marholeva & her posse. I mean, who wouldn't want what they have?

It's the perfect holiday gift for trolling that perpetually single friend in your life, or to secretly use for yourself (but no one can ever, ever, ever find out you actually sleep with that thing because unless you can play it off as a joke that'll be what you're known for in your social circle the rest of your life ha ha).

According to Marholeva's Instagram, this boyfriend-bear started out as an inside joke and she's thrilled they've made it a reality. Honestly, as jarring as this bear is to look at, it's picked up enough steam that multiple media sites are talking about it and I can see this thing doing numbies. Plus, you can't beat the reviews:

On their Puffy Bear site, which I must admit was super cute & informative, benefits include emotional support, healthy hugs, comfort and peace. 

Puffy replaces the need for the physical presence of a person in various moments and situations of everyday life, especially during long lonely nights.

He doesn't snore, he doesn't sweat, and… :) he doesn't complain.

Here it is next to Tommy Smokes for comparison. Very similar build:

Added bonus, he's simply cool as hell. He's got more game in his polyester pinky than I've got in my whole body:

And of course, the final selling point, great from every angle:

Sweet dreams to all tonight!