Evander Kane's Ex Wasted No Time Using His Horrific Injury to Promote Her OnlyFans

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This was Evander Kane and his then-wife Anna in happier times, circa 2019. This was him in much less happy times:

Jordie didn't post the video and neither will I, since there are sports injuries (Joe Theisman, Rick Ankiel, Gordon Heyward) that I try to keep heavily pixelized like crime scene photos in my brain's NSFL folder. A few years ago pairs skater Jessica Dube took her partner's skate blade across her face, and that image still causes me jump scares in bed at night. That was enough blood on the ice for one lifetime. So I'll follow Jordie's lead here. 

Anna, on the other hand, didn't seem too traumatized by the fact her ex-husband was rushed off the ice looking like the babysitter in a hockey-themed slasher film. On the contrary. She recognized a business opportunity when she saw one, and jumped at it. Because the key to her new occupation as OnlyFans model is self-promotion:

After all, those bills aren't going to pay themselves. They need subscribers masturbating to her content. Along with whatever considerable alimony she's getting from an NHL star's salary. 

Within minutes, Anna got called out by judgey people who live under the crazy notion that you ought to at least wait until all the blood is drained from the body of the person you married before you start the "smiles" and "fun" talk. So she immediately began to skate backwards like she was facing a 2-on-1 rush. By claiming she'd posted that a day before the injury. But the receipts had already been saved:

Unfortunately for Anna's 21,500 non-paying fans, her Instagram is now in "No Posts Yet" mode. Which is denying them quality content such as this:

Then again, who are any of us to judge? Anna Kane is a business woman. She has responsibilities, both to herself and her clientele. All we can do is hope this doesn't hurt her bottom line. That Evander makes a full recovery. And as for all of you, may you find someone who doesn't use the occasion of your bloody, televised, near death experience to promote their soft-core porn side hustle.