Rihanna Dropped Her "Savage Fenty Fashion Show" Last Night, And It Featured An All-Time Smokeshow Goddess

Last night, Rihanna dropped the "Savage Fenty Fashion Show" vol. IV on Amazon Prime. Here's the trailor:

I'm not Kelly Keegs, so I'm not going to act like I have the first clue about what this thing is. What I gather though, through my gross amounts of research, is that the Savage Fenty Fashion Show is an annual fashion show hosted by Rihanna.

Here's the Wikipedia description:

If that sort of thing tickles your fancy, feel free to check it out. 

Rihanna also backs the show with Outkast's "So Fresh, So Clean" which was an awesome track like 20 years ago. Every single time I hear an Outkast song, let alone "Hey Ya", I think back to Mo's evisceration of Zollo like 8 years ago. That's a big time "IYKYK" reference

Anyway, Rihanna had Johnny Depp star in the show as a "model", much to the dismay of people whom somehow don't think Amber Heard is bat shit crazy, and much to the chagrin of those who don't think Johnny Depp isn't also bat shit crazy. Guess what though?

I couldn't give a flying fuck less about Rihanna, her fashion show, Johnny Depp or Amber Heard. Not one bit. In fact, if I never heard any of their names again I'd be perfectly fine.

None of that is the point of this blog though. The real star of the fashion show was Irina Shayk, who was also featured in it. 

Yup. That'll do! 

I don't know if it's because IG has clouded my brain by giving all of the hottest women on the planet - "famous" or not - a platform to show themselves off, but I forgot about Shayk for a hot minute. Frankly, I forgot she existed until I saw her pop up in the trailer for Rihanna's thing and I was swiftly reminded that the Iron Sheik is one of GOATs. 

Amber Heard might have been the hottest woman on earth circa Never Back Down's release. I'll take that to my grave. Too bad she seems like she's unhinged now…but still would.