Congratulations To Chris Evans On Becoming 2022's Sexiest Man Alive Which Is Something He Has Already Been For His Entire Life

Really, you've earned it Chris. We've all dubbed Chris Evans "the best Chris," officially, right? Maybe Pine, Pratt and Hemsworth knock at the door every once in a while, but it's always been Chris Evans. Ever since my dad let me rent Not Another Teen Movie from Blockbuster even though I was way too young, solely because he knew I would appreciate the humor, I've been in love with Chris Evans. I'm willing to bet a lot of us fell in love with him that year. 

But then, what's this? Chris Evans as "Harvard Hottie" in The Nanny Diaries (also starring Scarlett Johansson)? A smart, hot, helpful guy who shows up out of nowhere and literally begs the entire movie for Scarlett to go out with him? 

Then we have a DOUBLE HEADER! Captain America: The First Avenger comes out AND What's Your Number??? IN THE SAME YEAR? The hottest, chillest guy of the moment just became an actual Super Hero on top of having the "fuckboy turned feminist king" narrative in an awesome Rom Com with Anna Farris? 

(I love how trailers have always basically given away 100% of the movie. It's amazing any of us ever bothered to see them after 3 full minutes of spoilers)

A heartthrob, a Super Hero…what else could he need? Oh, yea, he's a dog guy.

And there was that time he accidentally leaked a dick pic of himself! Whoops! I obviously can't include that but here's an excerpt from this Page Six article that is honestly, laugh out loud funny in its ridiculousness:

And then….after all of this…he becomes a top 5 sexiest VILLAIN in Knives Out? Like it's a casual walk in the park? 

As far as we know, he's funny, he's a good guy, he's a bad boy, he's strong, and he's smart. Is there a sexier combo in existence? I don't think so. I could go on an on but it's probably getting weird by now. A massive congratulations to Chris Evans on becoming People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, something that you have always, and will forever, be.