A NSFW Tradition Like No Other (2022)

Large12/01/2022 10:10 PM

Well, well, well... If it isn't December first... I wrote an eerily similar blog the last 2 years at this time, providing you all (y'all?) with a similar heads up.

For the last 5 years, or so, I've been forwarded something that has made my December days even more merry and bright.

(Safe for work until you start to click within the link)

Booby Christmas is an interactive Advent Calendar where every day provides you with a different topless GIF... And you may know that inappropriate GIFs are a pool I like to swim in.

Unlike other avenues that offer immediate satisfaction, the creators of this little diversion have programmed it with strict instructions that you cannot skip ahead days. So if you want to see all 50 breasts (25 days X 2 breasts per day), you just have to wait.

There's a toggle on the left that, when flipped, switches all the NSFW rack pictures to very SFW cat pictures… Just in case your wife suddenly enters the room, or Sunday mass is about to begin.

Also, if you hit the drop-down in the top-left you can opt for the equally wonderful Booty Christmas instead, and replace the naked T's with naked A's.

And finally, if the fairer sex has a yen for some holiday cock, there is another option in the drop-down filled with festive hunks called “Daddy Christmas”… This replaces last year’s "Bobby Christmas", where the same average-looking guy (his name was Bobby, I assumed) dropped the same partridge out of the same pear tree but in 25 different settings.