The Best 50 Or So Celebrity Halloween Costumes of 2022

I'm on the fence with a lot of these costumes because as cool and impressive as some of them seem at face value, once you take into account these are millionaires with access to the best of the best, AND makeup and costumes designers, they really have no excuse for them not to blow you out of your shoes. 

Machine Gun Kelly & Megan Fox 

These two fucking love Halloween. They dressed up pretty sure every day since last Monday.

They're getting a lot of heat for this one for obvious reasons

Their Pam & Tommy costumes also caused a stir. If you scroll to the third slide you'll see MGK blowing a line off Megan Fox's tits.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

This one is gold. Well done.

Paris Hilton

Vanessa Hudgens 

Vanessa Hudgens REALLY fuckin loves Halloween too apparently

Jessica Alba 

Lori Harvey 

For those that don't know, Lori is Steve Harvey's daughter. And she's bad af.

John Boyega

Went as Eazy E. Well played.

Cardi B

Jennifer Garner 

Kylie Jenner 

yawn.

Jada Thirwall

Diddy

this one was kinda fucked up. I'm not even positive this was actually Diddy under here and wasn't just an actor he hired and filmed a ton of shit for social and claimed it was him.

Megan Thee Stallion

Jesy Nelson

Ariana Grande and Elizabeth Gillies 

As Jennifer Coolidge and Jane Lynch in Best in Show. A VERY underrated costume based on a very underrated comedy.

This one plays.

Kim Kardashian

Cassie

These two went as Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton. Duh. Whoever this guy is dating Cassie might hold the world record for outkicking coverages. Well done bro.

Al Roker

He actually killed this Sammy Davis. Jr. get up

Audra Mari and Josh Duhamel

These two went as as Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall, her 100 year old oil tycoon husband.

Mindy Kaling

Lizzo 

Rebel Wilson

The Third Jonas Brother and His Girlfriend

Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest

Cindy Crawford 

Maria Menounos

Kendall Jenner

Kerry Washington

We might have a winner. 

Kourtney Kardashian

Chloe

Jason Blum

Not sure who this guy is but this is scary as fuck.

Hailey Bieber 

Hailey with the 90s Victoria's Secret bombshell throwback!

Janelle Monae

This one is crazy

Kelly Rowland

Shawn Mendes 

Olivia Rodrigo

Jennifer Hudson as Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act

Nailed it.

Ciara

Eugene Lee

See my point about makeup artists

Addison Rae

Gronk and Camille

I love Camille but it's absurd how much she has Rob's balls in a vice. This is a ridiculous costume

Quavo 

Emily Ratajkowski

Hayley Kiyoko and Becca Tilley

Umm. Not sure who they are but sup?

Silvana Mojica and boyfriend

Jeffrey Ross

Jeffrey Ross is the man. Went as Queen Elizabeth to offend all the weirdos obsessed with the Royals.

Last but certainly not least…

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Queen.

Here's Jordyn Woodruff's thoughts, Presented By Better Help: