Chief Has The GNARLIEST Feet Of All Time

If you're a White Sox fan, you've more than likely spent time in Section 108 at Sox Park. Shit, even a lot of fans of opposing teams have spent time there. That's how welcoming the section is.

And it's welcoming because of the Section 108 crew. Many people reading this won't be from Chicago, but the Section 108 crew is 3 dudes who go to like 70+ home games a piece during the season. They're saints for doing so considering the mental anguish and pain the White Sox cause their fans.

They run their own White Sox-centric blog and podcast too. They're not just typical meathead fans, either. They know the game inside and out and have built up a great community. They're the epitome of Sox fans and everyone loves them.

Two of them are heavyset, portly fellows. One is simply skinny fat. Here they are:

Pictured from left to right: Beefloaf, Chorizy-E and My Sox Summer

Anyways, because they spend so much time at the park, they consume a shit ton of beer from April through October every year. Needless to say, they put on some weight over that time. That's why they started the Section 108 weight loss challenge when each offseason arrives. The challenge is simple; you enter the contest and whoever drops the highest percentage of weight throughout the offseason wins. I don't know if there's a prize or anything, but it's a good way to rally the community to get healthy(er). 

I entered it, as the buddy system is a great way to hold yourself accountable when trying to shed weight. I was late getting them my weight this week, but I'm officially down 4 ounces on the offseason. Started at 192.4 and am down to a lean and mean 190.0 as of yesterday. 

Not to brag, of course.

Chief also entered the contest. I don't have any clue what his starting weight was. None of that is important though. Not in the least. His weight loss can wait. What's important is Chief has the GNARLIEST feet I've ever seen in my life.

Have a look for yourself: 

Absolutely appalling, grotesque, ABHORRENT feet. I want to puke up all the junk food I consumed yesterday on my cheat day. The toe hair. The width of the feet. The space between the toes. Add it all up and Chief has feet that aren't too dissimilar from the dude's hand in Scary Movie: 

Let it be known that this picture was ripped directly from the 108 crew's site and the reason I'm posting it is because the other 3 Barstool Chicago guys have taunted me with bad pics for years now. For real, it's been years. The gum pic. The beard pic. The pic of me drunk at Mifflin. The pic he's threatened to release from our meal at Schwa over the summer when I was both very drunk and very high (the line chefs invited us to the back of the restaurant and passed us joints, I couldn't say no) 

Get a goddamn pedicure, Chief! Or a foot waxing! I don't have the slightest idea if foot waxing is a thing or not, but I do know Chief NEEDS one. Look at that hair. It's like teen wolf or something. It'd be a damn shame if someone photoshopped more hair on them and passed the doctored pic around the internet as if it's real!!! 

I'm sorry if this blog offends the weirdos that have a thing for feet. Feet, in general, are gross and if you think otherwise you need to be institutionalized. Then we have these feet. Nasty! Oh, and this is a guy that doesn't wear socks when he plays hockey. I'm SMHing as I write this