Huge Credit To Ana Maria Markovic For Making A Pumpkin Patch Actually Look Enjoyable

Gotta give credit where it's due. Ana Maria Markovic - I've blogged about her before, easily one of the most attractive athletes in the world - has done the impossible. She made the pumpkin patch look enjoyable. I say this as a dad. I never went to a pumpkin patch until my oldest son asked all the damn time. Last year wasn't as bad because they served beer. This year though? I show up ask where the beer area is and the lady tells me they don't have any but if I have a flask she can help me out. I'm sorry? ADVERTISE THAT WE CAN BRING FLASKS TO YOUR PUMPKIN PATCH. 

Anywho, I'm just rambling about that because going to shit like this sucks. Not for me. I couldn't imagine going without kids. When I looked around and saw just like 23-year olds dating and walking around posing for pictures I wanted to grab them like Billy Madison. Go anywhere else. Go to a bar for some brunch when you still can enjoy it without a kid asking a million questions. 

Also gotta give credit for nailing the Halloween costume. This might shock you but I'm not a costume person. Never really got into it while I understand the joy people have dressing up. I did it all throughout college and right after obviously, but it was more someone telling me what to typically dress as. Should have just done what Ana Maria did here. Put on some comfy clothes, slap something on my face/head and say I'm that. 

So shout out Ana Maria Markovic. She did the impossible.