Replay Has Ruined Everything That's Great About Sports And VAR Can Kiss My Bare Ass

I don't want VAR in a fight. I want VAR to come over watch me bend over and kiss me bare ass. Fuck this. Replay has ruined sports. This isn't what VAR should be used for. Who knows what the hell Kane is supposed to do in this situation? I don't know how this can be ruled offsides. He's simply making a normal play. But this is about replay. It's ruined all great moments. We have to wait to see what a ref sees on replay. We have all these beautiful moments of celebrations and hearts being ripped out delayed because we're sitting and waiting FOUR AND A HALF FUCKING MINUTES for this. Can we use a bit of common sense ever? Where Kane was here had zero relation to him scoring the goal. He wasn't offsides and gained an advantage. That's the bullshit here. He's where he's supposed to be, this isn't replay. This is a disaster. 

At some point we need refs (dumb idiots) to understand the sport they are calling. It's not even a soccer thing. It's every sport. Every big moment gets ruined with this. Every big game has some unnecessary pause because they take so long to see a .5 inch. Give us our moments. Give us our goal back. Stop ruining the game being dumb.