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A Photographer Took Matters Into His Own Hands And Laid Out Some Idiot Trying To Run Around PSU's Field During The Game Last Night

Look at my man out here. He's been reading the press clippings. He's heard nothing about photographers are soft and all they do is attempt to sue NFL wide receivers. He saw his opportunity and he pounced. He was at a full sprint and realized it was his moment. Take it away from idiots who run on the field. There should only be roughly 2-3 outcomes in this scenario: 1. the person gets laid out, 2. the person jukes all of security and escapes, 3. the person is a smoke and goes viral so we get pageviews. That's it. 

I just can't believe that the guy made the tackle. You dream of this moment. You dream of how you'll run on the field, line the man up and not miss. Linebacker U might be back at Penn State (it's not) if they get this guy on the roster. If Rudy can get some run at Notre Dame surely this man can get some run at PSU. Both programs are still set in the 80s anyways. 

It truly was ideal form tackle by the photog. No lunging. No getting caught leaning too much one way. He hit the gap, squared up and didn't lead with the head. No targeting, even with the new bullshit rules. No personal foul. I mean hell, it took another 45 seconds for security to waddle on out there. The man made an open field tackle and held on. Impressive all the way around. Most successful Penn State linebacker on the field since Paul Posluszny.