ESPN Interviewed Marshawn Lynch During The Cal Game And It Took Him Literally Five Seconds To Drop A 'Motherfucker'

Other than literally anyone who has ever heard Marshawn Lynch speak or who has watched a late night Pac-12 game, who could have possibly guessed that interviewing Lynch during #Pac12AfterDark would result in him referring to Cal fans as "these motherfuckers" on live television? That was a recipe for a beautiful disaster from the beginning.

And then even after he realized he messed up, Marshawn threw a "shit" in there for good measure because he's the man and it's ESPN's fault for leaving him on the air at that point, anyway.

It would have to be on a streaming-only platform for obvious reasons, but I'd pay a good amount of money to watch college football games with Lynch giving commentary. Give that man a microphone, turn him loose and charge me whatever you want.