Nothing in Life is FREE, Except These Limited Edition Barstool Finance Koozies (Which I Immediately Regret Offering)

I've made a huge mistake...

During a recent episode of The Family Office podcast we were discussing the energy drink industry (for the record, we are VERY bullish). Large, Ian and I tend to discuss investing in things we know and love… and it turns out we know and understand food, drinks, and titty bars (disclosure: we are long $RICK, the parent company of Rick's Cabaret).

While discussing the addictive nature of energy drinks (recession proof!) I remembered that I was sitting on thousands of The Water Coolest koozies (friendly reminder: Barstool acquired my newsletter, The Water Coolest, just about a year ago. Prior to the deal we gave away koozies as part of a referral program. And, well, let's just say I spent like 25% of our annual marketing budget on koozies). 

In passing I said I'd send out some free koozies to anyone who listens to The Family Office and rates it on Apple/Spotify. Turns out, a lot of you like koozies. Especially the free kind.

I am now on the hook to send out hundreds of koozies. Keep in mind, I didn't get approval for this, so I'll be paying for the shipping and doing all the mailing myself. Even Intern Ian is useless because he's in St. Louis going to college. This may go down as the worst decision of my life.

But as a man of my word, and a content creator who plans to have the #1 business and investing podcast in the world, I am opening this offer up to all Stoolies. So, if you want to support The Family Office and get a totally FREE Water Coolest koozie, here's what you need to do…

1) Rate The Family Office podcast on Apple or Spotify

2) Subscribe to Barstool Finance on YouTube 

3) Tell AT LEAST one other person about The Family Office

4) Complete this Google Form as proof

Instructions and the form you'll need to complete are available HERE.

PS, during my marathon mailing sessions I'll probably do some BOXING videos/IG Q&A (you might recall that Dave famously did unboxing vids… well, I will be doing the opposite). So get your finance/markets/money questions ready.

PPS, this offer expires on Sunday at 11:59 EST.