You Guys Want To Watch Kyle Schwarber Murder A Baseball?
Same, Bryce. Same.
488 feet. 119.7 mph. That, my friends, is the definition of a piss missile.
There's nothing more terrifying to the other 3 teams still playing baseball right now than a red hot Kyle Schwarber. The big fella might have cooled off a little during the beginning of the postseason, but Lord Thiccness is heating the heck up right now. No ball is safe. Schwarbombs for everybody. Said? Said!
P.S. -- Flyers picking up another come from behind win tonight against the Lightning? This team might just be a wagon. Didn't think I'd be saying this in 2022, but the Sixers are the worst team in the city.