Today In Bill Murray Is An Asshole: Seth Green Says Murray Once Held Him Upside Down Over A Garbage Can When He Was 9 Years Old Because He Was Sitting In Bill's Seat
The other day I wrote a blog about how Bill Murray hated Adam Sandler and Chris Farley when he guest hosted SNL and now we have Seth Green calling him out for being a dick. Unfortunately I can't get over Seth Green being an asshole from his character on Entourage. The fact he kept telling E that he basically banged Sloan was annoying and he pisses me off but that is besides the point.
Bill Murray dangling Seth Green over a trash can is objectively funny but probably not to a 9 year old. While Seth was being dangled, he was flailing his harms then smoked Old Bag Murray in the balls and he went down. For some reason younger kids have 100% accuracy on accidentally hitting the family jewels.
My question is why did anyone let Bill Murray just be a dick? He has always been old and didn't deserve to be on that Space Jam team at all. He was annoying Michael Jordan the entire time and shouldn't have been on that court. Sure he may have had some good movies decades ago. But at some point you don't get a pass for being an asshole to every person you meet.
Anyway imagine telling a 9 year old to be a professional and stop crying because Bill Murray was probably nervous to host the show? With all of these stories coming out, we are learning that Bill Murray is just a complete loser. All he does know is go to Xavier games with hats that are too big for his head so they can put him on the jumbotron and people can clap. All I have heard is he is the meanest celebrity out there besides when Spencer Pratt went on his TikTok and said Phoebe from Friends was mean as fuck. I don't know why that popped up into my head but her being the meanest celeb is a funny. I wish celebrities talked more shit about each other like this because that is a crazy story.
Also, why are humans so obsessed with having their own chair? I never understood it because it is an ego thing but unless it is a reclining chair on a Sunday watching football who the fuck cares if someone is sitting in your seat if there are other open ones. Humans really are dumb. Think about fireworks. They do absolutely nothing but we just like them because they are flashy bright colors in the sky. Think about lighting bugs when you were a kid. We would just catch them because they had a light on their ass. I don't know how I got here but man are we all dumb.