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Davante Adams Has Officially Been Charged With Misdemeanor Assault By The Cameraman He Shoved After Monday Night Football

I blogged about the cameraman that Davante Adams shoved on Monday night filing charges and claiming he was injured. But it's still crazy to see everything actually in writing, especially since I get a shiver down my spine every time I see Schefty tweet the A word.

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Anyway, let this be a lesson to all the kids out there. Follow your passion because if you get your dream job, you never work a day in your life. Then one day, a person that just signed a $140 million contract may shove you at work in 4k live on TV in front of millions of people, which means you will REALLY never have to work another day in your life as long as you are focused on the bag and don't mind hiring a lawyer then dressing up for court a few times.

If I'm the Raiders team lawyer, who may be the only person in the NFL that gets more work than Derrick Henry, I'm using this angle that makes the cameraman look like he is coming at Davante as Exhibit A along with the defense of the sudden influx of assholes randomly running on the field during NFL games defense to try to get my client off the hook.

Also you gotta feel for Davante because when it rains, it pours.