I Hope Adriana Chechik Sues For $5 Billion After Breaking Her Back At TwitchCon

So obviously the biggest news to come out of TwitchCon is Adriana Chechik breaking her back after jumping into the worst foam pit ever. And to that I say:

Lawsuit time!

After watching this video, look at how ridiculous this "foam pit" is. Twitch is going to be in BIG trouble for this shit. Look, I love Twitch. I don't want them to go down in flames. But it's legit just a floor with a single layer of foam over it and for that Adriana is owed no less than $5 billion. I think that is a fair price for them to pay. Otherwise, what's next? A roller coaster without a harness? Skydiving without a parachute? Obscure DMCA laws? Where would it end with them?!

Whoever designed this at TwitchCon may be top 5 biggest idiots of all time (and that's coming from an absolute moron in myself). Supposedly a LOT more people got hurt in this same foam pit and I'm not surprised in the slightest.

What the foam pit actually was:

Rule of thumb moving forward: if you're gonna make a foam pit, MAKE A FUCKING FOAM PIT!!!! Absolute insanity.

Wishing Adriana a speed recovery and remember the name MRags when you're a billionaire, tysm.