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Pardon My Take's Football Guy Of The Week Nominees: Week 6

I really wanted Terry Bradshaw to win last week's FGOTW over JJ Watt. The guy who fought cancer without telling would have been my vote but we are a democratic system above all us.

Onto this week's nominees...

1. Brendon Evers, DT Oklahoma State

I know the blood isn't that much but this guy probably had no idea he was bleeding out till he got in front of the media. Tuesday practices are always the ones with the most contact, fresh off Sunday and Monday light practices. Time to get the boys competing mid-week while not being too beat up for Saturday. 

2. Mike Leach, HC Mississippi State

This just has one explanation, football guys just need the essentials, and after the Ken Dorsey freak out it kinda shows that being a psychopath is hand in hand with a lot of football guys. Football is a great outlet for psychos to be psychos on the field and leave everyone in regular society alone. 

3. Tatted Up Viking Fan

This guy has insane Vikings themed tattoos, literal anthologies of Viking Football lore just etched into his skin for eternity. 

He even has a tattoo of a decapitated Clay Matthews!

4. Florida Man Who just Took It Too Far

This is just a ridiculous story coming out of Florida. Guy suited up with a pop warner team and drove block a 9-year-old and got thrown in the slammer. Absolutely ridiculous behavior that can only be explained by football.  I am not glorifying child abuse by any means so don’t let him win or I have to send him the nailed football. Guy probably won't be around kids for a long time. 

Honorable Mention: British NFL Fans 

The Brits always got the good chants no matter what version of football or footie they are singing about.