Lighten the Fuck Up! A Curvaceous Redhead Wearing a Skin-Tight Leather Miniskirt Wanted on the Bus...

There was a small crowd waiting at a bus stop when a curvaceous redhead wearing a skin-tight leather miniskirt, arrived just as the bus was pulling up and people were starting to get on. Being the perfect gentleman, Raymond, who was last in line, let her get on the bus ahead of him.

The woman attempted to get on the bus, but her leather miniskirt was way too tight, preventing her from lifting her leg high enough to get onto the first step. Smiling apologetically at the bus driver, she reached behind her and lowered the zipper on the back of her leather miniskirt a little bit, hoping it would help. Then, she attempted to step up a second time, but her miniskirt was still too tight… 

She reached behind her back and lowered the zipper a little more, hoping it wouldn't be too revealing and would allow her to step up into the bus. But when she tried again, her miniskirt was still too tight… 

She reached behind her back for the zipper a third time, thinking that if she made her miniskirt just a little looser, she could get up the steps and into the bus…

At first, the people on the bus were sympathetic to her struggle, however, they were growing increasingly impatient with the delay… 

Sensing she desperately needed some help, from behind, Raymond grabbed her by the waist with both hands and lifted her up, placing her gently on the first step. 

"Get your hands off me. Sir!" she snapped, "How dare you touch me!"

"Ma'am, it wasn't a big problem for me," Raymond confessed, "but I had to step in. You were unzipping my fly in front of everyone!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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