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It's Absolute Bullshit That Steph Curry Is Good Enough At Golf To Be A Playable Character In PGA2K23

I'm not saying it because I'm mad. I'm saying it because it's bullshit that Steph gets to be a generational talent in basketball AND be this good at golf. It's just ... unfair. You should be able to be awesome at one sport and fine at the others. You shouldn't be popular and good enough to be a playable character in a completely different sport's video game. 

I honestly can't wait to play this. My only complaint is how we get Madden/FIFA/NBA and PGA all released within like 6 weeks of each other. Give me some of this shit in the summer when there's nothing on TV and I can play in my office after my family goes to bed like any other normal middle-aged father. There's something about being able to play some golf on my TV that I miss. 

Speaking of miss. I get having Steph. Should 100% have JR Smith. He's at least a collegiate golfer and could get an NIL deal out of this. But you gotta give me the classics. Let me play with Roy McAvoy. Let me play with Ty Webb and Danny Noonan. But you 100% have to have Happy Gilmore and Shooter in this game. There's always discussions about what to do with career categories in sports games. Let me play out the movie. Let me try to win a yellow jacket as Happy. 

Decent life, Steph. I'll be a big enough man and admit I would like to have that life for a day.