VIDEO: PARACHUTER GETS IN CARTOONISH NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE HANGING OFF A CLIFF

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Dangling off the side of a cliff or holding onto a tree branch is such a classic cartoon scenario. Everyone always wonders how the hell you would ever end up in that scenario where you're just hanging off the side of a cliff.

Will never understand why you would ever put yourself in that dangerous of a circumstance. I, for one, would just feel embarrassed if I had to call a helicopter to rescue me after being a dumbass. Like the audacity to be hanging from the side of a cliff and be like, "Call a helicopter," that could be doing thousands of other activities like airlifting someone in a life-threatening condition to a hospital they need an organ transplant. 

But like if these near-death activities are helping people feel alive and somehow good for their mental health, I mean much rather have em jumping with a shoot than without one. Not gonna yuck another man's yum, but these deathwish activities are a drain on any country's healthcare system.