Hot Mic! Hot Mic! Hot Mic! President Biden and The President of South Korea Both Get Caught Whispering Unsavory Secrets At The Podium

South Korean President Yoon Suk-yeol was caught on a hot mic insulting the U.S. Congress, after President Biden promised several billion dollars for a global health initiative on Wednesday.

“How could Biden not lose damn face if these f—ers do not pass it in Congress?” Yoon said, following a photo op with the U.S. president on the margins of the United Nations meetings in New York.

Biden pledged $6 billion to the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria over three years, the first $2 billion of which is included in the president’s proposed budget for next year. However, Congress ultimately decides how the country will spend its money.

Getting caught talking about shit you don't want others to hear is a way of life. Hell, I've been there. Back in my seminary days, I completed the pastoral rite of passage of ripping a long, fried-chicken-sounding piss with a mic on. I was simply waiting for the service to start and didn't wanna be doin a little piss wiggle while waiting for the choir to wrap things up. The congregants were snickering like school children and my bladder was drained like our federal resources at the border smh. But, I always feel better about that knowing my hot mic featuring piss didnt show up when I was the Vice President of America OR South Korea. Dodged a bullet there. (about time).

Biden has been caught several times on the mic  (which we get into during the show) but none of those compare to hot mic moments in the military. Some are horny. Some involve getting blasted by an IED but being fine, and some are just good ole fashioned fuck ups. It all starts in Round 1 which is the start of the show.