Should White Sox Dave Be Embarrassed That 103-Year-Old Nun Sister Jean Threw Out A Better First Pitch Than Him?

Honestly not trying to pile on my friend David here at all. It’s just really poor timing.

Yesterday he got his shit pushed in on the Dave Portnoy Show

Then last night America’s living saint, Sister Jean, took the mound (almost) at Wrigley to throw a dart to Clark, the Cubs’ pant less mascot.

This comes on the heels of Dave going full Tony Mullane at Guaranteed Cellular Field a couple weeks ago-

As his friend, I’d love to say it slipped, or something, anything, but the erraticness seems to a habit.

So in summation, yes, Dave should be embarrassed he got showed up by a 103 year old women of God. What a squeezer.

P.s.- savage tweet