This Guy Who Broke Into A House At 4am Wearing A Clown Mask And Swinging Around An Axe Seems Fun

NYDN- Knock, knock. An ax-wielding clown went to a woman’s home and tried to cut her up Friday, North Carolina police said. Jimmy Daniel Raybon, 28, has a warrant out for his arrest after the attempted assault in Hickory, Officer Chrystal Dieter told the Daily News. Raybon arrived at the woman’s home in a mask and multicolored wig around 4:30 a.m. and swung the ax at her multiple times, Dieter said. The unnamed woman fought him off and managed to remove his clown mask, recognizing the assailant as Raybon, her acquaintance, Hickory police said. Raybon, of Connelly Springs, then left, and the woman was not injured, Dieter said. Dieter said she “can’t speak on motive” and did not know why Raybon had the clown mask.

The electric chair.  Or lethal injection.  Or the firing squad.  Whatever it takes.  No trial, no judge, no jury, no questions.  Kill him immediately and throw him in the nearest river.  Nobody has to know.  His family won’t come looking for him.  Why?  Well that’s easy.  Because he’s a guy who dresses up in a clown mask, breaks into homes and swings an axe around in the middle of the night.  Nobody has time for that, not even family.  Families can look past a lot of things but this ain’t one of them.   They disowned him a long time ago.  Now he wanders the streets and preys on how 99.9% of people on Earth are deathly scared of clowns.  It ain’t right. Cauterize the wound that is this dude’s life.  If I found out my brother was doing this I’d turn him in so fucking fast it’d make his red nose spin.  Some people just don’t deserve to keep on living.  That’s the hard truth.  We could start by killing off the murderers and the rapists but I say we start with the people who dress up as clowns and swing axes in a random person’s living room at 4am.  They’re the real crazies.  That’s our starting point and it’s this guy.  Kill him dead.