BARSTOOL FINANCE- Everything Is NOT Okay

Quick reminder...  Tyler Morin from The Water Coolest and I pooled together $5,001 which we are investing as The Family Office...

This week NOTHING good happened… Tyler has a newborn that is making him question everything he thought was sacred, I am on a fucking Mexican bender in Vegas, and our portfolio is trying to outdo the broader market for "Best Impression of 'the Gimp' from Pulp Fiction"…

For a sneak peek into this week's episode- We are now officially LOSING money in the portfolio and our best investment idea is to stock up on Adderall before the global shortage hits.

An audio version of this video exists for people who find Tyler physically repulsive and can be heard on Apple Podcasts…

Or Spotify…

Plus, past episodes can be seen on our YouTube channel…

And, as always, here are a couple of Free GIFts…

(Just saw 'The Mask' on TV… Remember when Cameron Diaz had her fastball?… I do.)

(And some classic Tom Hanks.)

Take a report.

-Large