Von Miller Explained The Meaning Behind His Triangle Haircut
Watch this video because when Von started to talk about all of the meaning about this triangle. I was like this guy is going off the deep end. He faked the shit out of me because I was like not everything has to mean something. I feel like when someone does something crazy with a tattoo or anything on their body, they say I swear it has so much meaning to it. Yes sometimes it definitely does and that is awesome but I also like that Von is just owning it.
The one thing I do not get is how the triangle just keeps getting bigger. I am not a sophisticated blogger (even though I was #6 last week not enough people talking about an illiterate being #6) so I didn't want to bother the EIC but look how big this triangle got.
I love this tweet. Every sack he should just let it grow bigger. I have so many questions for Von and the first one is does he have to shave his head everyday and how does he do it because it is in the back of his head? I will give him one thing a triangle is by far the coolest shape out there. They are like clouds. There are just so many different kinds but they look exactly the same.
If you look at Von Miller in the Super Bowl with the rams it was so small it almost just looked like a tail. I need an in depth video on how this is being done. I hated the haircut at first but I now fully respect it. Every time he takes off his helmet you say to yourself what the fuck is that? But Von is always getting a sack so you can't criticize it at all.
It must be nice to be one of the fastest and hard hitting defensive players in the league because you can try out this shit because who is going to say something you? If I did that the internet would melt because they would be so mean. That's why I just wear a hat.
Back to Von, I hope he really embraces the haircut. I want it to somehow become a triangle starting from his forehead all the way to the back of his head if/when the Bills play in the Super Bowl.
Final Verdict: I love the triangle haircut