BREAKING: Roger Federer Announces He’s Retiring From Tennis

I knew this day would come at some point, but I really thought Roger Federer was going to give it one more go and retire at Wimbledon next year similar to how Serena just did with the US Open. 41 years old and a billion knee surgeries I guess made that impossible. Fuck you father time. 

20 grand slam titles. The epitome of class. One of the greatest athletes of our time. It all comes to an end next weekend at the Laver Cup in London. 

Don’t call, don’t text.