Not Nearly Enough People Are Discussing the Comical Size of King Charles' Fingers

Charles woke up this morning as the King of England. I know who he is, but didn't know too much about him until yesterday — which is why I was flabbergasted when I happened upon the size of his fingers. Truly shocking stuff.

Just look at the size of those lads. Absolute units. God bless the woman who voluntarily put her mouth on those hot dogs. Everybody says they love the Royal Family until it comes time to kiss the ring on those bad boys.

I'm simply in amazement by this man's extremities. The King of England is walking around with 10 balloons on his hands. More people should be talking about this.