The Michael Jordan-Scottie Pippen Feud Is Officially A Gutter War. Jordan's Son, Marcus, Is Apparently On A Double Date With Pippen's Ex-Wife
Scottie Pippen's probably not going to like this -- his ex-wife is in Miami seemingly getting cozy with his old teammate's son ... and not just any teammate, it's Michael Jordan.
Larsa Pippen was spotted Sunday at Zuma -- a Japanese restaurant right in the heart of downtown -- with none other than Marcus Jordan ... and the two of them, we're told, appeared to be on a double date of some sort with another couple at their table.
TMZ has obtained photos of the pair sitting down next to each other during the lunch, and apparently leaving too -- with LP leading the way and Marcus following closely behind.
Eyewitnesses tell us they were there for about 45 minutes, and that there were no obvious signs of PDA between them. However, our sources say Larsa seemed to be trying to keep a low profile and got a little skittish when she realized folks had spotted her/were taking pics.
MJ when he pulls up the TMZ story
Who knows what this is. I mean maybe it is just old acquaintances casually getting a meal. I am sure given the track record here with Larsa that this is just an innocent meal between two people who used to hang out in the family section of the United Center. I am sure that is what it is. I am not going to break down the body language here of the double date and talk about the seating arrangement because the fact that Marcus Jordan and Larsa were sitting on the opposite side of another couple. Not talking about that because EVERYONE knows that if it's all just friends then the girls sit on one side of the table and the guys sit on the other. So I am not going to talk about how this was a date seating chart and that if Marcus is indeed hooking up with Scottie Pippen's ex-wife about 25 years after they first met each other then he is officially more ruthless and diabolical than his dad.
This is a real life Costanza in the Firestone boardroom situation.
Pippen: "Hey MJ, the jerk store called and there running out of you"
MJ: "My son fucked your wife"
Dead. No coming back from that. No amount of books or media leaks or Horace Grant saying that Jordan was mean. Nope. This matter is done and Jordan barely had to lift a finger.
Again, though… probably nothing….