White Sox Dave Is Not The Same Species As This Instagram Model

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He sure isn't! Or any model and/or human, for that matter! Regardless, Happy Monday from Hannah Palmer! Do you know how to win the week? Of course you don't! But Hannah Palmer knows and then some! Bless us all! Good for Hannah for laying out and winning the life, in the middle of a pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with living the life! Go Hannah go! 

ANOTHER QUICK BREAK: Tell Fortnight Boy I'm getting all his PAGEVIEWS for him!  

BACK TO HANNAH!!!

Thank you, Hannah!  Hooray for Hannah!  Hooray!