Britney Spears Just Dropped Her First New Music in Six Years With Elton John And It Is A Certified Banger

Expect to hear this song in every club/bar every night from now until Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" makes it's annual post-Thanksgiving return this fall. I mean goodness gracious. If this had been released in June it would've been the song of the summer. Unfortunately, Britney was a little preoccupied fighting for her literal freedom, but that's neither here nor there. The song has arrived and not a moment too soon. Is it a remix? Yes. Was it ever going to be bad considering it samples one of the most iconic tracks of all time? No, but who cares? A banger is a banger and for that, I'm grateful. Have a lovely Friday...

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*Obligatory Michael Scott clip...