How The Liver King Tricked Pardon My Take Into Eating Human Liver

On today's Pardon My Take... THE LIVER KING! The internet sensation joined Mr. Cat and Mr. Commenter on today's show to discuss his diet, way of life, and a Q+A with Billy Football. One of the main foundations of the Liver King includes eating raw liver. He and his team brought in a platter of raw liver into the studio... and after the guys took a few bites, the Liver King revealed that they were eating part of a... HUMAN?! That's right. Let's take a look at how this situation unfolded...

Billy Football: Now you've eaten a lot of different animals, organ, meats. Would you ever consider eating any human organ meats if it was totally legal and just to see if it had any advantages?

Mr. Commenter: Good question, Billy.

Liver King: You guys are going to be so mad about this. We all just had human liver. 

Mr. Commenter: You're a liar.

Liver King: Right now, you just fucking had human liver! We're all cannibals!

Mr. Cat: I'm fine with that.

Liver King: You're fine with it? 

Mr. Cat: I'm Hannibal Lecter, dude. Fucking badass. 

Billy Football: Was it organic? Was it humanely harvested?

Liver King: Yeah, all of that. 

Mr. Cat: Like, I don't want to be a cannibal by choice, but if you trick me into being a cannibal, I have no problem.

Liver King: That's pretty cool. 

Mr. Cat: Yeah, that's pretty cool. I'd just be like, "Yeah, I'm a cannibal."

Billy Football: Was it tested for monkeypox?

Liver King: Somebody just told me about that. The liver was from Liver King Ranch or from White Oak Pastures, one of the two. And so would I eat a human liver? You know what? If I needed to, I would have no reservation of eating a human. But I mean, is that going to be a choice? Of course not. 

Mr. Cat: Yeah, yeah, let's not eat human liver, we don't have to. 

Mr. Commenter: At what point do you think you'd get to a place in life where you need to eat human liver?

Liver King: When I can't get liver form something else.

Mr. Commenter: So, like, if you can't get any other liver, if all of your liver supplies have run dry, then you would hunt a man.

Liver King: People ask me all the time, "Hey, what's your greatest fear? What are you afraid of?" Like, I'm not fucking afraid of shit, right? But maybe two things. Number one: running out of room on the deadlift bar, right? I'm afraid of that.

Mr. Cat: Same. 

Liver King: And then number two, running out of liver. And if all the animals have been hunted and I can't fucking hunt an animal, it's been, let's say, a month and I need my liver, I got no problem taking a liver from a human.

Let's just say that this was certainly a unique interview with the Liver King compared to all of the other guests that have appeared on Pardon My Take. This diet definitely seems like one I personally would never participate in, but hey, if it helps turn the Liver King into that kind of shape, I might have to reconsider.